The Republic of Terrible Farming Nation 683 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.526 billion Terrible Farming Nation 683ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Terrible Farming Nation 683ian economy, worth 88.8 trillion terrible monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,140 terrible monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terrible Farming Nation 683's national animal is the terrible animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Terrible Farming Nation 683 is ranked 268,022^nd in the world and 10,153^rd in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.